my talents include being able to sit on the toilet for 30 minutes being distracted by my phone
my favourite insults are the ones where you just take a noun and a swear and mash them together. what’s up pisscouch? how you doin’ fucktrain. hope you’re havin’ a swell day, asslamp
As a college student you’re either struggling academically, financially, spiritually or all 3.
talking to straight people is like eating oatmeal its not necessarily bad but you would probably rather be doing something else
once my friend was waiting for her mom to pick her up and she called her mom and her mom said “im on my way, the traffic is just slow, im coming” and my friend went “mom i called the house phone”
Somehow I miss you and I will never forget you.