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clisneyprincess:

see that girl you just called a bitch? she didn’t hear you say it louder


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rupsidaisy:

straight boys don’t shut their mouths because their lips would be touching and that’s gay


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foxadhd:

Pizza Princess 

bachchoy:

realniggaannouncements:

I had a dream last night that Jesus finally resurrected and when white people found out he wasn’t white they arrested him for 2000 something years of tax invasion  

"Tax invasion"


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pemsylvania:

welcome to my crib sorry it’s a little small i’ve had it since I was a baby


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Replace the vowels in your URL with “oodle”

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#doodleoodler doodleng

canadianslut:

I don’t use condoms ;)

not because i like to practice unsafe sex but because I never have sex


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phleps:

LIST OF REALLY SUPER CUTE THINGS:

1. you 


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benfoldsone:

okaysizedbangtheory:

you done it

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